BRAINS!

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 19:32:03 GMT

A quiz Libby made up, which is composed of all of our recent good times together XDD I loved it so much, I baked her a cake. The End

1. Which of the following is the root of all evil?
A. Scott G*****.
B. Money.
C. The word “panties.”
D. Both A and C.

2. You are being attacked by the grey-skinned, mindless zombie of Hilary Duff. In an attempt to communicate with and pacify it, you say:
A. “Lizzie Maguire” was a shitty show.
B. The power of Christ compells you!
C. Like, OMG!!!!! LOL!1!!! Zombies r sooo kewl!!1!!
D. BRAINS!!!!

3. Qui est ton papa?
A. Alan Rickman.
B. Vous etes, bebe! Vous etes!!
C. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
D. BRAINS!!!!

4. If it weren’t for Amanda, Libby would never have a boyfriend, even in spite of her:
A. Charming personality.
B. Secret Swiss bank account.
C. Outstanding rack.
D. Double-jointed pelvis.

5. Libby likes her current male fixation, because he is nice, fun to be around, and:
A. Has a double-jointed pelvis.
B. Is totally do-able.
C. has an outstanding rack.
D. Is into bondage too.

6. “Every time I see your face, I…”
A. Vomit.
B. Get all wet between my legs.
C. Am filled with thoughts of rainbows and puppies.
D. Orgasm.

7. Which of the following is a fun game to play at any sleepover?
A. The “Tell us About Your Freakiest Sexual fantasy” game.
B. The “Drink Malt Liquor and Read Tarot Cards” game.
C. The “Try To Pause Fight Club On the Frame of Porn at the End” game.
D. All of the above.

8. The sexual fantasy of Libby’s lesbian alter-ego involves:
A. Ellen Degeneres.
B. A potato.
C. Amanda, a vibrator, and that one chick from Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.
D. Clay Aiken.

9. The best pet-name in the world is:
A. Muffin Bear.
B. Mr. Big.
C. Poodle.
D. You filthy, sexy bastard.

10. The one French phrase Scott G***** can never know the translation of is:
A. Mes seins sont massif.
B. Je ne suis pas porter sous-vetements aujourd’hui.
C. Mon petit ami est massif.
D. Les BRAINS!!!!

And really bad eggs...

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 21:19:14 GMT

Welcome to my random page of nothingness. As of the moment I'm trying to convince my 12 week old jack-russell-terrier, Captain Jack, that its best to chew on his ball and not my papers, but i think all his attempts at jumping in my lap and hitting his head on the desk are beginning to take a toll.

Anyway on to more important things, such as my recent obsession with Harry Potter. As an ode to this i will dub David Thewlis, the actor who plays Professor Remus Lupin in the 3rd Harry Potter movie, Actor of the day! Ya for David *calps*

It may be in Russian but it’s still got some cool stuff on there...if you know how to translate it ;-)

On a sadder note, my web space wont let me into my old account so i had to make a new one and since its not 7days old yet i cant upload anything of great size which means no music on here for the time being...but in a week ^________^ heh heh. Well I’m off for now, probably go work on my fanfic or somethin. Ill post what I've got so far once it’s been proof read.
Peace
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And really bad eggs...